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It used to be that pulling off a celebrity death hoax took time and an elaborate series of subtle clues involving album covers, song lyrics and playing records backwards. Nowadays, all it takes is one well-timed tweet. The very real deaths of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson set off a spate of bogus Internet-driven reports of celebrity deaths – including that of Jeff Goldblum, who appeared Monday night on “The Colbert Report” in an absurdist I’m-not-dead-yet bit worthy of Monty Python.
With video: The sensational Susan Boyle gave her thousands of Irish fans the thrill of their lifetimes last night when she appeared onstage at the O2 Center in Dublin.

AP – The life of “Charlie’s Angels” star Farrah Fawcett was celebrated Tuesday at a private funeral in the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels.

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IrishCentral has learned that Susan Boyle won’t let her Irish fans down, and will be performing tonight at the O2 Arena in Dublin.

E! Online – The question of whether Michael Jackson had a valid will at the time of his death just got a little more complicated.

Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe is being snubbed in her attempts to talk to the Jackson family, it was claimed last night. Rowe – the mother of Jacko’s two eldest children – has left “multiple messages” for the family since the King of Pop’s death

AP – The chief of the nation’s second-largest school district is fuming over comedian Sacha Baron Cohen’s magazine photo shoot with high school football players.